William Debugspeare

The Lore

Born in the golden era of SA-MP 0.3, Debugspeare rose from the ashes of crashed servers and undefined symbols. A mythical scripter-poet, he weaved logic into legend and brackets into ballads.

Known for scripting entire gamemodes with nothing but raw will and a half-broken keyboard, he vanished mysteriously after writing a perfectly optimized loop that nobody could replicate.

Greatest Works

• The Taming of the TextDraw – A love-hate story of alignment and spacing.
• Much Ado About MySQL – When query fails, chaos prevails.
• Romeo & Booliet – Star-crossed values meet an early return.
• A Midsummer Night's Debug – Where crashes become dreams.

Quotes of Debugspeare

"To indent or not to indent, that is the question."

"O return 1; ye cursed beast, for I hath debugged thee thrice!"

"A semicolon by any other name would still compile."

Easter Egg

You seek a donate button? Debugspeare cannot be bought.

Try the Konami Code... or don't.